Since Elon blew up Twitter like a wayward SpaceX rocket - and Threads isn't up to my rigorous standards - I've created my own digital void to yell into.
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That's right. No trolls, no comment section fights, no suspiciously specific ads, and - best of all - no unfollow button.
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Since Elon blew up Twitter like a wayward SpaceX rocket - and Threads isn't up to my rigorous standards - I've created my own digital void to yell into.
​
That's right. No trolls, no comment section fights, no suspiciously specific ads, and - best of all - no unfollow button.
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What do you think?
On Food
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I have an unusually hard time eating bean sprouts...
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I think the person who invented salad dressing did not like the taste of lettuce.
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What am I gonna do with this much goat cheese?
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For my money, apples have always been inferior to oranges.
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No matter what comes in the next 80 years, 19¢ for a banana is the greatest bargain
of the century.
Deep Thoughts
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You can buy a lot of cold things at the grocery store, but not hot things...
And a lot of things that can become hot, but almost none that can become cold.
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Is it just me, or does Captain Crunch look more like an Admiral?
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If there are manatees, then who's the manater?
hot takes
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I've always been suspicious
of Crock-pots.
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I think Apple should rename FaceTime to ForeheadTime...
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I like grape flavored things, but not actual grapes. Similarly, I can't stand pears.
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I'm all for jovial hospitality, but garden gnomes give me the creeps.
Misc.
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When was the last time you
had your litmus tested?
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My favorite summer pastime is driving with a watermelon in the trunk.
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When wearing cargo pants, I would like to be addressed as "Mr. Pockets".
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Always stir vigorously.
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Stop replacing my words with emojis!
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Contrary to your assumptions, I'm squinting at the menu because I don't like what I see...